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Last edited by Pine; 06-09-2011 at 3:13pm.
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A man walked into the produce section of his local supermarket and asked to buy half a head of lettuce. The boy working in that department told him that they only sold whole heads of lettuce. The man was insistent that the boy ask the manager about the matter.
Walking into the back room, the boy said to the manager,
"Some old bastard wants to buy a half a head of lettuce."
As he finished his sentence, he turned around to find that the man was standing right behind him, so he quickly added,
"and this gentleman kindly offered to buy the other half."
The manager approved the deal and the man went on his way.
Later, the manager said to the boy,"
I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of that situation earlier, we like people who can think on their feet here, where are you from son?"
" New Zealand, sir," the boy replied.
" Why did you leave New Zealand ?" the manager asked.
The boy said, "Sir, there's nothing but prostitutes and rugby players there."
" Is that right?" replied the manager," My wife is from New Zealand !"
" Really?" replied the boy, " Who'd she play for?"
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I tell you England is as bad as the Boks they just made their first game.
They both will have to pull up their pantyhose to have any hope to see the final.
Nearly had a heart attack with the Boks and Wales game...........
Regards
Now that puts the cat between the pigeons!
The Boks crushed Fiji 49-3 and the Wallabies lost against Ireland 15-6...................
New Zeeland still has to play France so who is now going to win the World Cup?
That means a likely south Africa vs Australia qtr final, winner to play NZ in the semi......makes it interesting on the other side of the draw too.
Darren
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......if I was kiwi coach I'd be throwing the pool game vs france, lol
So Pine ,how is the prediction going now ?
Did you watch the Puma's Scotland game ?
That was an upset.
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