Italian Cruise Ship Captain Exonerated

[Bennymiata]

Did you hear that they’ve exonerated the captain of the Italian cruise ship?

He suffers from premature evacuation….

[I @ M]

In one fell swoop you just crushed any of Rick's recent attempts at jokes. :th3:

Love it. :D

[Lance B]

# How do they serve alcoholic drinks on Italian cruise ships? - On the rocks


# What vegetables do you get with dinner on Italian cruise ships? - Leeks


# What's the fastest way to get off an Italian cruise ship? - Follow the captain


# When the captain of the ill fated Costa Concordia was asked if he
knew where he was going he replied "off course."


# So the captain of the Costa Concordia will soon be in the dock.
That's more than can be said for his ship.


# I like my women how I like my Italian Cruises. Wet, wrecked and
ready to go down.


# The Costa Concordia is probably the most expensive thing to go down
in Italy since Berlusconi's last hooker.

[I @ M]

Oh my, shield my innocent eyes :eek:

[MiniFighter]

Hahah gold. :th3:

[ricktas]

I find these cruise ship jokes to be in bad taste, so I won't sink down to that level.

[ricktas]

Oh my, shield my innocent eyes :eek:

define 'innocent' please!

[Lance B]

I find these cruise ship jokes to be in bad taste, so I won't sink down to that level.

LOL. :lol:

[Duane Pipe]

Good one Lance:lol2:

[Xebadir]

I find these cruise ship jokes to be in bad taste, so I won't sink down to that level.

Come on Rick, its all water under the bridge now.

[mudman]

this thread is making me keel over with laughter:D

[old dog]

you naughty people.....:th3: