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ricktas
30-06-2011, 7:01pm
I got a deodorant stick today I'd never used one, so I read the instructions "Remove top and slowly push up bottom" I'm in Casualty but my farts smell lovely
peterb666
30-06-2011, 7:07pm
I am deeply worried about you Rick.
Boofhead
30-06-2011, 7:08pm
Classic! :lol::lol::lol:
it would be funny if it wasnt true :)
Michaela
30-06-2011, 7:26pm
:lol::lol::lol: :eek:
Don't light a match, :o you'll go off like a rocket. :D
Art Vandelay
30-06-2011, 7:31pm
Plenty of people end up in casualty wards with similar 'problems' and similar excuses. :lol:
I got a deodorant stick today I'd never used one, so I read the instructions "Remove top and slowly push up bottom" I'm in Casualty but my farts smell lovely
in your condition "sitting" in casualty couild be quite painful.
mrDooba
30-06-2011, 7:57pm
Pleasure and pain go hand in hand :D
peterb666
30-06-2011, 8:22pm
it would be funny if it wasnt true :)
I thought it was funny because it was true. ;)
peterb666
30-06-2011, 8:24pm
Pleasure and pain go hand in hand :D
... or deodorant in rrrrrrrrs. I wonder if it the new, large jumbo size?
geoffsta
30-06-2011, 8:24pm
It has the same directions on lip balm. I suppose that way your farts create less friction. :confused013
mikew09
30-06-2011, 9:01pm
Cracka Jack :lol::lol::lol:
are you sure you are sitting in casualty ?
Scotty72
30-06-2011, 9:41pm
So, your sh1t actually doesn't stink?
flame70
30-06-2011, 11:25pm
I am reminded of the classic Not the nine o clock news sketch,,
(in a swedish accent)
"Have you some deodorant please"
"Ball or airsole"
"Neither it is for my armpits"
colinbm
30-06-2011, 11:33pm
It could only happen in Tassie or NZ :eek: :confused013
Col
Xebadir
01-07-2011, 10:38am
Have heard a number of other objects getting stuck with similar excuses. Maybe Rick had a little bit of an argument with his second head and tried to prove that his crap doesn't stink? :lol:
Funny :lol::lol::lol:
REGARDS
Bennymiata
01-07-2011, 1:55pm
Why is it that ladies' personal deodorant containers are shaped like a mans' you-know-what?
They always seem to have a round-pointed cap on them too.
oh groan! :rolleyes:
:lol:
A strange young fella is our Rick
Got in trouble with a deodorant stick
But oh how it fits so neatly
And his farts, they do smell sweetly
But to renew it, now this will be a trick
Wilky, dare I suggest that you seek similar professional help to that which Rick clearly needs? :rolleyes:
nah I@M you see i come from the north of tassy so i is ok cause up north we was educated wen we was childrenand were much clevererere than them soffern fellas
:Doh::Doh::Doh: I work in health.........the stories I could tell...............:lol::lol::lol:
ScottM
01-07-2011, 11:45pm
Please don't tell us which brand - I'm almost due for a new one, and I don't want to think about or avoid reading the instructions!
Please don't show the x-rays either, being digital n all nowadays.
You're not now an Ona of this shtuff calling yourself Rex I hope?
When I first read the topic, I was concerned for you Rick.
Now that I've read the post, I'm still concerned for you! :p
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