back soon, sitting in Casualty

[ricktas]

I got a deodorant stick today I'd never used one, so I read the instructions "Remove top and slowly push up bottom" I'm in Casualty but my farts smell lovely

[I @ M]

you need help

[rookie]

:lol::lol::lol:

[peterb666]

I am deeply worried about you Rick.

[Boofhead]

Classic! :lol::lol::lol:

[kiwi]

it would be funny if it wasnt true :)

[Michaela]

:lol::lol::lol: :eek:

[Darey]

Don't light a match, :o you'll go off like a rocket. :D

[Art Vandelay]

Plenty of people end up in casualty wards with similar 'problems' and similar excuses. :lol:

[agb]

I got a deodorant stick today I'd never used one, so I read the instructions "Remove top and slowly push up bottom" I'm in Casualty but my farts smell lovely
in your condition "sitting" in casualty couild be quite painful.

[mrDooba]

Pleasure and pain go hand in hand :D

[peterb666]

it would be funny if it wasnt true :)

I thought it was funny because it was true. ;)

[peterb666]

Pleasure and pain go hand in hand :D

... or deodorant in rrrrrrrrs. I wonder if it the new, large jumbo size?

[geoffsta]

It has the same directions on lip balm. I suppose that way your farts create less friction. :confused013

[mikew09]

Cracka Jack :lol::lol::lol:

[kiwi]

are you sure you are sitting in casualty ?

[Scotty72]

So, your sh1t actually doesn't stink?

[flame70]

I am reminded of the classic Not the nine o clock news sketch,,

(in a swedish accent)
"Have you some deodorant please"
"Ball or airsole"
"Neither it is for my armpits"

[colinbm]

It could only happen in Tassie or NZ :eek: :confused013
Col

[Xebadir]

Have heard a number of other objects getting stuck with similar excuses. Maybe Rick had a little bit of an argument with his second head and tried to prove that his crap doesn't stink? :lol:

[Pine]

Funny :lol::lol::lol:

REGARDS

[Bennymiata]

Why is it that ladies' personal deodorant containers are shaped like a mans' you-know-what?

They always seem to have a round-pointed cap on them too.

[ving]

oh groan! :rolleyes:

:lol:

[Wilky]

A strange young fella is our Rick
Got in trouble with a deodorant stick
But oh how it fits so neatly
And his farts, they do smell sweetly
But to renew it, now this will be a trick

[I @ M]

Wilky, dare I suggest that you seek similar professional help to that which Rick clearly needs? :rolleyes:

[Wilky]

nah I@M you see i come from the north of tassy so i is ok cause up north we was educated wen we was childrenand were much clevererere than them soffern fellas

[Coral]

Funny :lol::lol:

[dbax]

:Doh::Doh::Doh: I work in health.........the stories I could tell...............:lol::lol::lol:

[ScottM]

Please don't tell us which brand - I'm almost due for a new one, and I don't want to think about or avoid reading the instructions!
Please don't show the x-rays either, being digital n all nowadays.
You're not now an Ona of this shtuff calling yourself Rex I hope?

[tcdev]

When I first read the topic, I was concerned for you Rick.

Now that I've read the post, I'm still concerned for you! :p