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[[ kane ]]

On my FB page, ask me anything, about me, about my photos etc.

https://www.facebook.com/pages/Kane-Gledhill-Photography/139956532730187

Thanks
Kane

[Erin]

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? ;)

[ricktas]

In every cubic meter of space at how many neutrino's can there be?

[ameerat42]

Your what?:D

[arthurking83]

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? ;)

African or European? :p

[Boofhead]

It depends on whether you are talking about an African or European swallow.

The airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow is roughly 11 meters per second, or 24 miles per hour*, beating its wings 7-9 times per second (rather than 43). But please note that a 5 ounce bird cannot carry a one pound coconut.

[I @ M]

It depends on whether you are talking about an African or European swallow.

The airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow is roughly 11 meters per second, or 24 miles per hour*, beating its wings 7-9 times per second (rather than 43). But please note that a 5 ounce bird cannot carry a one pound coconut.

In reality we can't determine the airspeed of either African or European swallows without first knowing the original weight of the bird, your 11 metres per second is really just a generalisation, so first we must weigh the bird in question and then apply the scientifically proven formula of X (original bird weight) plus G ( one gulp) divided by 2xS ( two spits) for the real unladen results.

Trust me, it works, I have seen a few birds unload and fly when that formula is applied.

[johndom]

I imagine the speed would also be affected by the amount of neutrinos in any cubic metre.

[Sobriquet]

Why? Why? (apparently one why is too short a response - stupid rule)

[James T]

Why? Why? (apparently one why is too short a response - stupid rule)

To get more followers for his business of course, not sure it went to plan though. After-all, the point of a forum is to ask questions and interact, not drag people off to do the same on your own site (or business page).

[ving]

whats the answer to life, the universe and everything? :D

[James T]

whats the answer to life, the universe and everything? :D

42 of course.

[ving]

42 of course. is there nothing hitchhikers guide to the galaxy cant teach us?

[James T]

is there nothing hitchhikers guide to the galaxy cant teach us?

Nothing worth knowing.

[Rattus79]

Who invented sour cream and how do you know if it's gone off??

[ving]

who invented liquid soap?

[lay-z]

I accidentally my whole camera, is this dangerous?

[kiwi]

why do sheep baa ?

[James T]

I accidentally my whole camera, is this dangerous?

Missing whole words from sentences could be a sign of stroke.. so, yes, you should probably get that checked. ;)

[ameerat42]

why do sheep baa ?

Bleats me:(

[lay-z]

Missing whole words from sentences could be a sign of stroke.. so, yes, you should probably get that checked. ;)

LOL! Nice call :p

The omission was intentional none-the-less.

[ving]

where do missing socks go? :confused013

[macmich]

was it bin laden

[I @ M]

where do missing socks go? :confused013

Probably on holiday with a pair of my boots and an arc welder that seem to have gone AWOL. :confused013

[kiwi]

This is supposed to be about Kane's photos

shall we reload accordingly ?

why use a canon ?

[Art Vandelay]

How many babies does it take to make a 750ml bottle of baby oil ?

[ving]

How many babies does it take to make a 750ml bottle of baby oil ?only 3.... yeah i know, i was disappointed too. I was hoping for a lot more! :p

[lay-z]

where do missing socks go? :confused013

They get sucked into a black hole vortex which seems to come free with every washing machine!

[macmich]

well if it takes three babies to make a bottle of baby oil
how many emus for a bottle of emu oil

[gerry]

###, ya'all have waaayy too much time on ya hands.

I believe this is cross-promotion? plaster your name, website, logo etc across as many mediums as possible. Probably good business sense really.

[Erin]

If you choke a smurf, what colour does it turn?


(And personally, I reckon Kane should get a no-prize for starting such an entertaining thread.)

[atky]

Wheres Kane?

[kiwi]

With abel ?

[ricktas]

I went for a bushwalk the other day and happened across a cave, so I decided to venture inside and blow me down if I didn't find two naked people encased in ice in the cave. Straight away I knew they were Adam and Eve from the Bible. How did I know for sure?

[Mat]

I went for a bushwalk the other day and happened across a cave, so I decided to venture inside and blow me down if I didn't find two naked people encased in ice in the cave. Straight away I knew they were Adam and Eve from the Bible. How did I know for sure?

No navels.

now chicken or the egg??? and who decided cows milk would be good to drink?

[johndom]

Cows did.

[mrDooba]

How many babies does it take to make a 750ml bottle of baby oil ?


How many bottles of oil does it take to make a baby?

[johndom]

Its not how much, but what you do with it.

[James T]

No navels.

now chicken or the egg??? and who decided cows milk would be good to drink?

Egg. Whatever was almost evolved into a chicken laid an egg from which the first chicken was born.

[kiwi]

Egg, you have that for breakfast, chicken for dinner

[arthurking83]

What was the question again?

:D

[Mat]

What was the question again?

:D

What to say when a woman asks you 'Does my butt look big in this?'

[snappysi]

How do they get the non stick surface from a fry pan to stick to the fry pan originally ????

This thread has been great for a laugh...

Simon.

[macmich]

bin laden
no half full