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ricktas
06-04-2011, 6:14pm
A doctor from Israel says:
"In Israel the medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's testicles; we put them into another man, and in 6 weeks he is looking for work."

The German doctor comments:
"That's nothing, in Germany we take part of the brain out of a person; we put it into another person's head, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work."

A Russian doctor says:
"That's nothing either. In Russia we take out half of the heart from a person; we put it into another person's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work."

The Australian doctor answers immediately:
"That's nothing fellas, you’re way behind us....in OZ, ...We grabbed a female spinster atheist, size 34-40-54, with balls, a wooden heart, speaks like a Mortician, bobs her head like a chook, waves her hands like a Ventriloquist, spends money like its going out of fashion.....and....
we made her Prime Minster of Australia

and very soon ....the whole bloody country will be looking for work!!!!!!"
I @ M
06-04-2011, 6:19pm
:rolleyes: :eek: :rolleyes: :eek:
jgknight
06-04-2011, 6:26pm
Good one Rick! :D
Xebadir
06-04-2011, 6:39pm
Trying prevent myself from dying of laughter. Absolute ripper Rick.
colinbm
06-04-2011, 6:56pm
:eek:
old dog
06-04-2011, 7:44pm
:lol::eek::th3::D
dbax
06-04-2011, 8:31pm
:D:D:eek::D:D
PH005
06-04-2011, 8:36pm
Are we still on-line :eek: :lol::lol::lol:
salnel
06-04-2011, 10:13pm
:lol::lol::lol:
Chilli
06-04-2011, 10:29pm
funny and sad really.......because its true :australia1:
wanderer51
07-04-2011, 3:08pm
^ As Chilli said!
While it is funny....it would be even funnier if it wasn't the truth.
la lumiere
07-04-2011, 3:20pm
:efelant::D
Kerro
07-04-2011, 3:44pm
:lol: :th3:


I like it Rick. Maybe we could start a jokes forum as I know there are many out there.
Flesh
08-04-2011, 11:46am
Class ! :D
FallingHorse
08-04-2011, 12:29pm
Boom Boom :lol:
Ian
10-04-2011, 12:10pm
Boom Boom :lol:

agree with fallinghorse, as Basil Brush would say Boom Boom. :lol: ian(aka pappa smurf:costumed70:)
selaw
15-04-2011, 5:21pm
:lol: A cracker!!
Big Red
19-04-2011, 10:40pm
LOL , good one :D
bdparker
19-04-2011, 10:52pm
Funny one Rick, you could add.... and nose like Pinocchio
bobt
20-04-2011, 2:30pm
:lol: :th3:I like it Rick. Maybe we could start a jokes forum as I know there are many out there.

Yeah .... I'd be in that, there's lots of good ones out there! (eg. A horse goes into a hotel and walks up to the bar. The Barman looks at him and says "Why the long face?" ) Sorrry ..... :D