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ameerat42
04-09-2015, 9:59pm
Back in the 80s and 90s when I was a member of a nationwide organisation, we would die laughing at some of the things
that various levels of management would come up with as new initiatives and other "BRANEwaves" we'd be expected to
implement. These would be published for our consumption and digestion in many timely newsletters, and eventually on-line
as emails or other bulletins. I can't remember too many of the scintillating ideas, but the language was a barrage of buzz-words.

There were many lists of buzz-words (buzz-phrases, etc) also published and I looked them up again. Here are just two. Read them
across the rows. :D

Am(laughing).

1. http://www.brianjford.com/anonscic.htm
2. http://brightmovemedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/BMM-Productivity-Tool.pdf

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Oh! Ie, strap yourself in and read from L to R.

mudman
04-09-2015, 10:45pm
I had to stop after 2 rows, too much brown stuff running down my chin:2disgu::2disgu:

bricat
06-09-2015, 8:18am
Is this what they teach you when you go above form 2 ? No wonder I never understood any of those reports.:nod:

ameerat42
06-09-2015, 9:08am
You can't even recite them to fall asleep because they make you :lol: too much...

arthurking83
07-09-2015, 8:57am
Using the power of deductive real time concepts, I've concluded that the level of integrated organisational parameters required in the production of a continuous flow of optimised incremental objectives will reduce my ability to provide customised strategic projections in an effective reciprocal capability and on going sustainable frequency, which has lead me to consider definitive Out of Home options.

summary:
Those sites made my head spin, therefore making it hard to answer questions ... so I'm outt'a here! :p

Oh man, I could waste an entire day on those sites! :th3:

ameerat42
07-09-2015, 9:03am
Using the power of deductive real time concepts, I've concluded that the level of integrated organisational parameters required in the production of a continuous flow of optimised incremental objectives will reduce my ability to provide customised strategic projections in an effective reciprocal capability and on going sustainable frequency, which has lead me to consider definitive Out of Home options.

summary:
Those sites made my head spin, therefore making it hard to answer questions ... so I'm outt'a here! :p

Oh man, I could waste an entire day on those sites! :th3:

There's no doubt about it! -- And it's such cheap entertainment.:D:D Trouble is, sometimes, where does the entertainment end and "normality"
start again:rolleyes::rolleyes:

arthurking83
07-09-2015, 9:17am
.... where does the ........... "normality"
start again:rolleyes::rolleyes:

Well ... as that concept is foreign to me, I don't need to worry about it :p

Or more accurately:

Notwithstanding these considerations, much of the residual impacts achieved requires operational focus on the posting cycle to produce a measured, manageable stance in relation to concurrent developments.

1109 on the Jargon Emulation Table! :D

Mark L
07-09-2015, 10:46pm
Buzz off sounds good. So let's keep it simple. I'm not clicking on the OP's links. Makes it easy for me to manage. ;)

ameerat42
08-09-2015, 8:42am
Buzz off sounds good. So let's keep it simple. I'm not clicking on the OP's links. Makes it easy for me to manage. ;)

What!? And miss out on the experience of...
"total digital facility"

affording you a...
"reciprocal responsive concept"

that would result in...
"systematised management flexibility"

etc... etc...

(:D:D:D)

Mark L
08-09-2015, 8:53pm
I'm moving forward. (bloody three word slogans) So still refuse to open OPAM's link.

ameerat42
08-09-2015, 8:56pm
You're probberly bedder off in the long run. However, think of the DRIVEL you'll be missing.

You'll be saying, "Oh! Wish I'd read that!" (Or not:rolleyes:)

Am(having a :D).

Circled By Confusion
19-09-2015, 2:12am
The bible of politicians and bureaucrats is contained in those 2 links.