joke of the day, an oldie but goodie

[mudman]

Japanese scientists have
created a camera with such
a fast shutter speed they
now can photograph a
woman with her mouth shut.

[Gazza]

:lol2:

[kevin301]

:lol:

new possibilities beckon!

[wayn0i]

Who knows in a few years it may be quick enough to get an entire gathering of women all with their mouths shut. Fractions of a nano second I'd expect !!


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[mudman]

Who knows in a few years it may be quick enough to get an entire gathering of women all with their mouths shut. Fractions of a nano second I'd expect !!


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you still may need multiple shots processed using the median option in CS6

[wayn0i]

absolutely and mask city

[Mark L]

new possibilities beckon!
Seems like you don't have to worry about that fast shutter speed,;):p

[bricat]

can photograph a
woman with her mouth shut.[/QUOTe


I bet it was "photoshopped"!!!!!!

[geoffsta]

A bloke goes into a quarry and says to the foreman.. "gee that's a big rock" the foreman says "Boulder"
The bloke reply's "GEE THAT'S A BIG ROCK"

[Mark L]

An aside. Most of the women I know talk more sense than most of the blokes I know, so

Japanese scientists have
created a camera with such
a fast shutter speed they
now can photograph a
man with his mouth open making sense of an important issue.

[mudman]

has anyone noticed that all posts here are blokes?:confused013

[bricat]

My bet that Mark L's better half reads these?:D

[mudman]

My bet that Mark L's better half reads these?:D

and then he gets the bird:D

[Steve Axford]

I think it's only blokes because it is a sexist joke.

[Mark L]

My bet that Mark L's better half reads these?:D
She has no interest in AP.:(
Now if only she'd talk to me so I could try a high shutter speed.

[bricat]

It is a joke about a female. Not sexist at all. The same as you have mother-in-law jokes or blonde jokes or one legged man jokes or blind umpire jokes. (dare I say aboriginal jokes) It is just a joke!!!!!!!! It is taking the mickey out of someone or something. Not everyone gets it nor think it is funny. cheers Brian

[Bennymiata]

I'm not a masoginist, I just hate women that won't do what they're told. (Glad my wife doesn't read this!)

[Mark L]

It is a joke about a female. .........

It is a joke based on some peoples perceptions of females.
Why wasn't the last line "bloke with his mouth shut."?
Wouldn't be the same would it?