Just a bit of fun : What would YOUR warning label be?

[ricktas]

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So for a bit of weekend fun, what would your warning label state?

Mine would probably be something like 'THIS END UP ^ " as I have a tendency to trip over things.

[Kym]

To quote Douglas Adams ... "Mostly Harmless" :D

[A J Alderson]

---May contain traces of nuts--- or ---Wear hearing protection at all times---

[Tikira]

"Liable to crack without warning!"

Di

[Dazz1]

"Only smiling because I have no idea what's going on"

[AussieBigMal]

"Keep Clear, may fall over at any time!!"

[WhoDo]

"Do not open. Contents under pressure!" Gotta keep the flab contained somehow. :p

[I @ M]

Do not attempt to use under 15 degrees Celsius.

[old dog]

`Squeeze at your own risk`.........:D

[wmphoto]

Maintain a safe working distance and wear appropriate PPE

[livio]

Caution keep safe distance likely to fart at any time

[ameerat42]

"WARNING: ALIEN LIFE-FORM APPROACHING!"!

[Mark L]

Use by 04/06/2081.

[peterking]

Faults in manufacturing are normal!
:lol:

[bobt]

If found, please return to ......

[Warbler]

Instant Love God - Just add alcohol.

[Rattus79]

Warning: Pentax user alert!

[Lance B]

See other end for instructions.

[fenderstrat1963]

Contents may cause drowsiness

[Mark L]

Contents may cause drowsiness:th3:
I should have thought of (can relate to) that.
So Steve, another label for others;
"In your dreams."
zzzzzzzzzzzzz

[geoffsta]

CAUTION: Foot in Mouth. Constant dribble. Prone to be offensive.

[Allie]

Please read instructions and all warnings carefully before using. Failure to follow these warnings and instructions could result in serious injury. ;) :D :lol:

[leanneqld]

I'm #### retentive

[yummymummy]

"Warning, keep this from talking. It will make you insane with it's random chattiness. I strongly reccomend you put duck tape over it's mouth if you wish to live. May be prone to sarcastic whitty remarks, and is known to be a smart ar$e"

[rookie]

Tell someone who cares

[jev]

Warning: no user serviceable parts inside, refer servicing to qualified personnel.
(which should've been there back in early 2010...).

[cameronpatrol]

"friendly when drunk"

"made in Australia" :lol:

[ktoopi]

'Danger Will Robinson Danger!'

[rackham]

Mild irritant. Avoid exposure.

[Mathy]

'We have the Power to win ........ '

[adza]

WARNING: SAFETY FIRST
Think Carefully before asking stupid questions.

[Darey]

THE OLDER I GET
THE BETTER I WAS.
:cool: