The EU is in a mess

[Kym]

The EU is in a mess...... This says it all…….

Pythagoras' Theorem: .........................24 words.
Lord's Prayer: .......................................... 66 words.
Archimedes' Principle: .................................67 words.
Ten Commandments: .......................................179 words.
Gettysburg Address: ................................................286 words.
US Declaration of Independence: ..............................1,300 words.
US Constitution with all 27 Amendments: ........................7,818 words.
EU Regulations on the Sale of CABBAGES: ................26,911 words.

:lol:

[Bennymiata]

Wait till you count up how many words are in their regulations about Olive Oil!
They actually pay farmers NOT to grow olive trees!

Actually, I'm surprised it has taken this long for the proverbial to hit the fan, as most of these governments have been running HUUUUGE deficit budgets every year since WW2, and eventually, the time must come when they have to pay the piper.

[L Robinsom]

Damn right the EU is in a mess!! This is funny :D

[ameerat42]

The EU is in a mess...... This says it all…….

Pythagoras' Theorem: .........................24 words.
Lord's Prayer: .......................................... 66 words.
Archimedes' Principle: .................................67 words.
Ten Commandments: .......................................179 words.
Gettysburg Address: ................................................286 words.
US Declaration of Independence: ..............................1,300 words.
US Constitution with all 27 Amendments: ........................7,818 words.
EU Regulations on the Sale of CABBAGES: ................26,911 words.
:lol:

And it gets w:eek:rse:
Vide:

Total number of published words in the English language.............unknown!
Total number of mis-spelt words in the English languish..............countless!
Total number of misplaced apostrophe'''''''''...''''''...'''''s.................u get the picture!
Total number of "pre-" purchased/booked/applied/on pre-sale (as in Elton John's concert in today's paper)........don't make me sicque!

Total number of "as it goes on... and on...and..."

W:Dw! This sounds like a rave....

[Karl]

Not only that they can't sell 'bent' bananas in Europe :eek::eek::eek: - there is actually a regulation on how much bend the banana can have and if it has too much of a curve it can't be sold :eek::eek:

Karl